I was planning on sending Cecil and Tom a Google Voice message, a kind of a little bit they could play during their email segment. Unfortunately I wasn't able to connect. I tried three times last night, but it just didn't work. Probably because I'm in Canada or something. Anyway, if you're interested, here's what I would have said:
Hey guys. It's... uh.. It's the Dumbass!
It's, um... right after we've finished our recording on Sunday... I uh... I hope this gets to you before you've done any editing or anything...
Listen... I... I just want to apologize for my behaviour. I think it mostly went fine, but i think I need to apologise once again for calling Tom an asshole... and for making that pass at Cecil. I was drunk, I wasn't myself... maybe I'm hitting the sauce a little too hard these days... I'll work on that. Anyway, I'm sure you'll edit that out, right?
.... and also the part where I broke down blubbering and crying for my mother. That was highly unprofessional of me, I know. I'm just... going through some hard times right now, there's no reason to go into it or put that in the episode.
.... And... um... well, I just realized that at one point in the show you may have heard me breathing... in a kind of heavy and ragged manner. I... um... I was just jogging on the spot in front of my computer. I'm trying make sure to get my... uh... exercise you know. Just.... um.. You can feel free to just ignore that and mute my audio for that part.
So... um.. yeah. I'm sure you'll edit it to sound perfectly fine and your listeners will never notice anything amiss. And of course it goes without saying that you're not going to actually play this message for your listeners, right? What am I saying, I don't even need to ask, there's no way you'd do something silly like that!
So... we're good, right? Yeah... yeah, I'm sure we're good. I think that mostly went rather well, in fact... other than, you know, the stuff I just mentioned. Anyway, thanks for having me on, I had a really great time... um... I'll just get going now. Bye!
I'm kind of glad that I wasn't able to pull it off actually, because the topic we were talking about involved child pornography. The bit about the heavy breathing might have seemed more in poor taste.
.... or maybe that would be a good thing